Unleash the hamsters!

Awwwwwwwwwww, yeah!

It’s back, kids! One week from tomorrow, CBS will unveil the latest Blights of the Round Table when my favorite not-so-guilty summer pleasure, Big Brother, premieres its eleventh season. Last year was a decent enough recovery from the downward spiral the show had become in recent seasons, and I’m eagerly anticipating another stellar summer full of the kind of honesty*, integrity*, fairness*, and good sportsmanship* that each and every one of us can only hope to achieve in our day to day lives.

Game on!

*not at all