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Meatheads

So I’m still a big fan of CBS’ hit reality show Survivor. (Go ahead and say what you gotta’ say to me, Jimmy.) On tonight’s episode, muscleman contestant Jeff sprained his ankle during an evening trip to the bathroom, and was therefore unable to help his team win their much-needed immunity challenge. Ever the team player, Jeff implored his tribemates to make the wise decision and vote him out for the good of the team. Sure enough, they sent him packing.

Bye, Jeff. Game well played.

If I’m ever on a television show competing for a million dollars, and I ask my competition to eliminate me because “it’s what’s best for the team”, do me a favor. As soon as I step off the airplane upon my return home, please shoot me in the head as fast as you can. Why? Because I’m an idiot.