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A Nightmare on Fourth Street

The Bucks beat a Shaq-less Heat team yesterday to improve their record to 3-0. When asked to comment on the young upstarts from Milwaukee, Shaq replied with the following:

“People shouldn’t assume Milwaukee beat us simply because I wasn’t on the floor. These guys are the real deal. In fact, I don’t know why the NBA doesn’t just hand them the tropy right now! Nobody stands a chance against these guys. In fact, sometimes I’m afraid to go to sleep at night. I keep seeing images of Magloire and Bogut embarrassing my washed-up ass and usually wake up in a cold sweat. I surrender - the Bucks are gods. I humbly kneel and kiss their feet. Go Bucks.”

3 down, 79 to go.