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Better call FEMA!

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NBA Commissioner David Stern has just ordered the mandatory evacuation of the Greater Miami area effective immediately, as Hurricane Redd continued to wreak havoc across the eastern seaboard Wednesday night. Expected to make landfall in Miami sometime this Saturday, Hurricane Redd has already left two of the original thirteen colonies completely devastated in its awesome wake.

2 down, 80 to go. Start making plans for that parade, Big Andy G.

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Published:
Nov 02 2005 / 9:10 pm
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Sports