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On Sunday, I stumbled upon a bottle of port wine my great-grandaunt gave me a while back. Having nothing better to do than watch football all day, I decided to dive in and see what happened. I’d never had port before, so I was rather unfamiliar with its notoriously colossal alcohol content. To be quite honest, my knowledge of any wine is pretty much limited to what I learned from the movie Sideways and the library of information that is Bryan Buchs.

A couple of hours later, the bottle was gone and so was my sobriety. Good God! That stuff kicked my ass! While not exactly the tastiest wine in the world, if your intention is to annihilate yourself in a hurry, I highly recommend the port.