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I’m begrudgingly awarding a point to Mort Kondracke in the “Fox News Special Report 2006 Predictions” competition. I say begrudgingly, because Mort’s prediction couldn’t have been any more ambiguous. It’s straight out of the “Well, no shit!” category. Let’s take a look:

“1. Khalilzad pushes Iraqis to form stable government.”

This is such a wussy prediction. Isn’t Khalilzad the Ambassador to Iraq? Shouldn’t one of his job requirements, especially in “post”-War Iraq, be to “push Iraqis” toward stability? And what exactly does “push” mean? He’s an ambassador. Ambassadors are diplomatic representatives. And does Mort mean a stable government will actually be achieved, or that Iraqis will simply be “pushed” towards that end goal?

Whatever. I’m rambling.

Anyways, my personal misgivings about the “bullshit meter” of this particular prediction aside, I’m gonna go ahead and grant Kondracke a point based on the following release found on the International Information Programs website:

“Statement by Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad and General George Casey

January 9, 2006

Today, a nation paid tribute to its brave sons and daughters who sacrifice so much to protect the Iraqi people, and we congratulate the Iraqi Police on this special anniversary.

Democratic countries depend on police forces that protect everyone and are well trained and equipped. Totaling more than 118,000 members, Iraq’s police force is moving forward towards living up to its full potential as the provider of security to Iraq’s neighborhoods and upholder of the rule of law in the nation.

As the insurgency is neutralized, the police will be the key instrument to deal with terrorists and criminals. For that reason together with the Iraqis, we are calling 2006 the year of the police. Police operating under the rule of law are also vital to the continued stability of the 14 provinces that are not grappling with an insurgency day to day and to preserving an environment conducive to international investment. We are putting more resources into helping Iraq have effective police forces by reviewing the vetting process to avoid infiltration by militias, investing additional resources into the training and equipping program, bringing more than 100 additional trainers and putting more U.S. military advisors (Police Transition Teams) to work side-by-side with them.

Iraqi Police already played a critical role in Iraq’s march toward becoming an independent and stable nation in the Middle East — January’s parliamentary election, October’s constitutional referendum and last month’s national election.

The United States is proud to be a part of the new Iraq. We continue to work with the Iraqi Police as this great country takes its rightful place.

May God Bless the People of Iraq.”

There you have it. That’s close enough. Since Khalilzad is working through various channels with and supporting the Iraqi police, he’s technically “pushing” the Iraqis toward stability. Weak? Hell, yeah - but so was this lame ass prediction. Way to go out on a limb, Mort. One point for Kondracke!

Mort Kondracke
Record: 1-0
Winning percentage: 100%

Season Standings
Barnes 100% 1-0
Kondracke 100% 1-0
Krauthammer 0.0% 0-0


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