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Disorganized Religion

If you thought worshipping a stain on the wall was crazy, you’ll love this. Hundreds of pilgrims died while performing the “stoning of the devil” ritual, as waves of people engulfed in religious fervor tripped over each other and crushed those unfortunate souls unable to get out of the way.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. Tragedy has struck the event in the past, with similar results. Note to Islam - get a new tradition. Allah doesn’t want you dead.