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Milwaukee annihilates Chicago

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In one of the most thorough slaughters you’ll ever see, the Milwaukee Bucks completely obliterated the Chicago Bulls tonight. Fans were seen covering their heads in shame as they fled the United Center, angrily overturning cars and burning Scott Skiles in effigy as they stampeded through the streets of Chicago.

Ok, so the Bucks won by a point. What do you want from me, Windy City? You guys had Jordan for a decade and a half. Enjoy the nuclear winter.

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Published:
Jan 02 2006 / 10:06 pm
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