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Hard to Watch

I donated a few minutes of my time to an early nineties action flick this afternoon - Steven Seagal’s Hard to Kill.

Holy crap.

I don’t remember it being this awful when I saw it a decade and a half ago. My favorite moment? While Seagal is recovering from his wounds, he connects the dots and realizes the corrupt Senator Trent is responsible for his family’s murder after hearing the senator’s campaign slogan “You can take that to the bank!” on the television set. Seagal’s reaction?

“I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!”

That’s just awesomely bad, friends.

Good ol’ Seagal. May he rest in peace.