February 28, 2007
Partyin' like it's 1999
Where the hell was this John Kerry back in 2004?!?
Nice timing, Senator Kerry. President Bush sends his thanks. Maybe you should challenge Joe Frazier for his heavyweight championship too, eh?
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Posted by Mert at 01:09 PM | Comments (0)
February 27, 2007
It's love at first shot
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's finally happened. Believe it or not, I think I've finally found the woman I want to make my wife. Bernadette Headd, I love you!
Die tailgating scum!
Posted by Mert at 09:11 AM | Comments (0)
February 26, 2007
Can I get a kleenex or something?
The above picture of yours truly was taken Saturday night immediately following Chuck's thorough annihilation of my best laid plans. I didn't stand a chance in this latest edition of global domination, and the shadow of the Dark Side has once again descended upon the Midwest.
Congratulations to the 3-time Mr. RISK titleholder. You suck.
Posted by Mert at 03:24 PM | Comments (0)
February 23, 2007
So we meet again for the first time for the last time...
I'm looking forward to killing - er, seeing - all of you again.
Yours,
Mr. RISK
Posted by Mert at 02:25 PM | Comments (0)
February 21, 2007
Our long national nightmare is over.
Welcome back, Mr. President. Welcome back.
Posted by Mert at 01:38 PM | Comments (0)
February 15, 2007
Caution - No Spin Zone!
This is a little late, but then again, so is FOX, so I guess it's only fitting...
Let's get a final tally on those FOX News 2006 predictions, shall we?
Charles Krauthammer
1. Fidel Castro dies, regime unravels. Cuba becomes favorite American resort.
Wrong!
2. Iran announces intention to acquire nukes. Security Council does nothing.
Developing nuclear energy and "acquiring nukes" aren't exactly the same thing. And I wouldn't say the UN has done "nothing" on this issue either, so...
Wrong!
3. Assad regime in Syria overthrown.
Wrong!
4. Brokeback Mountain seen by 14 people, wins Academy Award for Best Picture.
Wrong!
Mort Kondracke
1. Khalilzad pushes Iraqis to form stable government.
2. Iraqi security forces win battles.
I'll let that one slide, too.
3. Zarqawi killed.
Good call, and good riddance.
4. U.S. troop levels down to 100,000 by end of '06.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Fred Barnes
1. U.S., UK, India, Japan ally to combat Islamic extremism and nuclear proliferation.
There's enough truth in there to make it work.
2. Iraq emerges as Arab democracy, recognizes Israel, exchanges ambassadors.
Wrong!
3. Anti-mullah protests in Iran.
Yup.
4. Dems win House and Senate seats but have control of neither.
Wrong!
5. Bush job approval reaches 50%.
Wrong!
6. Democratic star is Russell Feingold.
Wrong!
7. Republican star is George Allen.
Wrong!
8. Arnold wins re-election.
Yup.
9. No charges in Abramoff scandal.
Wrong!
10. New England Patriots win Super Bowl.
Wrong!
11. University of Texas wins Rose Bowl.
Yup.
So that's 7 out of 19. That's pretty good...
...FOR ME TO POOP ON! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! FOX SUCKS!!!
Posted by Mert at 06:48 PM | Comments (0)
February 02, 2007
This one's for Brett.
Brett Favre. The guy just loves playing the game. He's like a kid out there. You gotta rough him up a little just to get him involved. Everybody loves him.
Yada yada yada. Looks like we've got at least one more year to listen to these same ol' lines.
AWESOME.
Posted by Mert at 12:11 PM | Comments (0)