October 07, 2007
The Idiot Box
The Ems Dispatch would like to wish a happy 11th anniversary to the Fox News Channel today. It's now been 11 solid years of flashy graphics, worthless terror alerts, talking heads who like to yell, and a steady stream of propagandistic partisan bullshit.
Congratulations, Fox News Channel. Way to keep it real. Hopefully you can help keep this country split right down the middle for another 11 years. Our founding fathers would be so proud.
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."