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“He is not human. He is a piece of iron.”

Seems there have been some rather tall tales from the green circulating these days, as early claims of victory and sordid rumors of capitulation abound. While I’ll be the first to acknowledge the enormous mountain I must climb in order to once again stand head and shoulders above the vanquished, the last time I checked my calender it was only July 21. Unless there was some sort of mid-season rule change of which I’m unaware, we don’t hand out the Buchs Cup Championship Series Trophy on July 21. Nor do we hand it out in August. By my count, that’s at least fifteen more rounds of golf.

Speaking of mountains, I’ve been taking my morning runs atop the snow-capped Siberian peaks every day for weeks now. Fret not, my fellow American patriots - this Italian German Stallion ain’t goin’ down without a fight.

“BUUUUUCHS!!! BUUUUUCHS!!! BUUUUUCHS!!!”