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Sarah Silverman is Magic

I saw in the news today that Sarah Silverman’s back on the market. As it turns out, Hermann the Malevolent needs a sugar momma. I think we’d be a perfect match. She makes people laugh - I like to laugh. She’s Jewish - I’m, uh, northcentral European. She’s hot - I’m dashing. She’s rich - I’ve heard of money. We’d complete each other. It’s so obvious.

Gimme a call, Sarah. We’ll make it work.