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Inhale. Exhale. Repeat.

Uh-oh.

Who’s that guy who just moved into a tie for first place in the 2008 Buchs Cup Championship Series standings, you ask? Why, it’s Mr. Buchs Cup! Heroically fighting back from a recent meltdown of epic proportions, the reigning Buchs Cup king politely sent a simple message to the rest of the field on Saturday:

“Hold that thought.”

Speaking of thoughts, when asked to explain the marked improvement over what could have been a season-ending collapse last week, Mr. Buchs Cup suggested it’s all upstairs.

“Yeah, I meditated for about 17 straight hours leading into today’s round,” he said. “There’s a beast lurking inside all of us, and sometimes I lose control of my inner animal. I’m not proud of that fact, but I’ve come to accept it. Luckily for me, my Buddhist swing coach happened to pass along a few meditation tips this past week, and so far I’m very pleased with the results. Heck, if I’d have started doing this sooner, this competition would’ve been over weeks ago. I just can’t stress enough the importance of maintaining a tranquil state of mind while wreaking havoc on a golf course.”

It’s heating up out there, golf fans. Expect a finish for the ages.