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Sleight of brain

Why is David Blaine still famous? Seems even the man himself has questions. Sure, he’s got some cool card tricks, but the amount of media coverage he gets for these absurd exaggerations of the mundane is baffling to me. I mean, c’mon - standing in one spot for a long time? Hanging upside down for a long time? Holding his breath for a long time? This stuff is exciting? Really? What’s next? Does he comb his hair for four straight days? Does he make a can of Mountain Dew last for a whole week? Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Here’s a trick, Dave. Disappear.